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I am a 76 year old married man who would like to talk to a woman who might be in the same situation as I am. Even if you aren't, that's fine. Every situation is different. Please let me explain. My wife is handicapped and I'm living in a platonic situation with her. No intimacy, communication and other things. I will gladly explain a lot more if the right person comes along. I am basically seeking an online relationship outside of my marriage. Not interested in meeting in person but if you lived close, it might be a possibility. I've had a new replies and, for some reason, some women think I'm ready to marry them next week. Not going to happen. As well, I'm not willing to send money, gift cards or data top-ups. However I am open to talking about such things. Just tell me instead of creating a reason to try and get things in an underhanded way. I'm open, non-judgmental and understanding of others. Perhaps I'm asking too much but it doesn't do any harm to at least talk to someone. I like to talk but I LOVE to listen. One thing, would you please not reply and think I'm single, because I'm not. I've stated that. I want an online relationship outside of my marriage. Just give me a chance.

Ntenjeru Village
Katosi Road
P. O. Box 31635
Kampala, Uganda

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Looking forward to finding a genuine friend.

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Hey there ?! I'm a sunshine-loving lady vibing in the US ??. When I'm not working, you'll catch me trying new food ??, exploring hidden gems ?️, or getting lost in a good book ?. Looking for friends to share laughs, adventures, and maybe a few flirty texts ?. If you're up for some fun and good vibes, let's connect! ?

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I’m someone who likes thinking a bit deeper than small talk. I’m curious about how things work — people, technology, systems, and sometimes myself. I’m comfortable being on my own, but I appreciate real, honest conversations when they happen. I work in tech, but I don’t define myself only by my job. I value clarity, independence, and directness, and I don’t like pretending to be someone I’m not. I’d rather have one meaningful conversation than ten superficial ones. I’m not great at reaching out first, but I’m a good listener. If we talk, I prefer it to be open, respectful, and real — without games or unnecessary noise.

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Am Ulrich Belemu from Zambia. I need a real friend.

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Any much younger females looking for an older male friend/penpal, UK teens welcome. Lonely/shy/open-minded girls all welcome to reply. Bonus points if you like Ren, Elton John or Monty Python. UK preferred but not essential. I'm a proud Atheist, so no Religious people trying to convert me. No one line replies & def no men pretending to be girls - I will check.

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Retired social worker, divorced. Grandmother. Avid reader, loves history, cats, back yard bird feeding. I love people. Been a penpal for over 20 years. Prefers snail mail. Would like new pals from Ireland and United Kingdom. Will answer all letters. No men please

91231 Tarheel Ln
Coos Bay OR 97420

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I am a 36 year old mother of 5. I am currently in college and trying to get my life back to where it should be.

Box 113
1735 E. Carson St
Pittsburgh PA 15203
United States of America

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If you decide to write, write more than just a few sentences. Hello, my name is Frank. I am a 52 year old male living in the beautiful city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. I am 6’ (188cm), and overweight (although working on it). I have brown hair, but shaved bald, and brown eyes. Due to a birth defect, I have collapsed arches which gives a constant state of pain. I make it work out, and get what I need to done. I would considerate myself as an honest, and trustworthy person. When I provide advice for someone, I always think of what’s in their best interest even if it isn’t in mine. I think this is a rare qualify though since many people these days are self-centered and selfish. I do suffer from agoraphobia which makes it hard to go out. With that in mind, I will only go out when necessary and rarely any other time. As for interests, I have a number of websites. I also like to write to people via email, but will also settle for postal mail. I almost always have music playing in the background which leans towards alternative, and rock. I also like RPGs such as D&D, but not in a group. When possible, I will walk throughout my apartment to try to get some exercise until the pain is too much. In case it is important, I am agnostic, single (not interested in a long distance romantic relationship), unemployed, and heterosexual. As for the type of people I am looking for, I wouldn’t mind someone of similar qualities to my own, but all around good people is fine. If you would like to know more about me, feel free to write me. The email address provided is as short of an address I can make. I will reply from a slightly longer address in my reply. Thank you for taking the time to reading this ad, and wish you all well. Also, if you decide to write, then write more than just a few sentences. I will not reply to very short emails, and I am sure you can tell me enough to meet the only requisite I have.

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Born in Hungary, family came to the US when I was 12. 81 years old in 2025. Fit via exercise. Master's degree in zoology and business. Because of parapsychology and science, I believe that the brain and body connection is paramount. Thus, medical imaging technology such as the fMRI and the High Density EEG with 256 or more scalp recording electrodes could be of value. I believe that paranormal events operate via its own energy spectrum. Lately I found somewhat new paranormal ability, male specific. Occurs natively, or inducable via hypnosis. The ability is:some males can touch solids of any composition to their clean, dry, bare skin and these objects, heavy or numerous, will only fall, if they so decide. Some brain regions have to be correlated. And the energies produced for this type of events could be characterized. I am too poor to undertake such a project, but could be a Principal Investigator. On a personal note: would prefer a 24 to 45 year old woman as a girlfriend. I live with my sister and her husband in California. No car or license. Small Social Security pension that all goes to pay my rent. Have food stamps. I have a 15 year old daughter who lives with her mother. I am divorced. Thank you for your possible interest. ivanpeterlay@ yahoo. com

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Simple southern man, a Gypsy soul. Lets message as if we are sitting across from each other having good conversation.

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Hi. I never know how to start introductions because the moment I try to summarize myself, my brain starts arguing with itself. So let’s call this a live demo instead. I’m someone who thinks a lot. About life, about people, about the weird patterns we all pretend not to notice. I can be ambitious and soft in the same hour. Disciplined one day, wildly curious the next. I love learning things just for the thrill of knowing them, and I hate stagnation with a passion that borders on personal offense. I’m currently in a phase of becoming. Studying hard, dreaming big, questioning everything, rebuilding myself piece by piece. I romanticize effort. I believe growth should be uncomfortable sometimes. I’m obsessed with ideas, words, late-night thoughts, and conversations that accidentally turn deep. I can be chaotic but intentional. Emotional but logical. I value honesty over politeness and curiosity over comfort. I love people who think too much, feel deeply, and aren’t afraid to say “I don’t know” out loud. I’m not here to collect small talk. I’m here for stories, perspectives, contradictions, and the kind of conversations that make you pause and stare at the wall for a bit afterward. If you’re someone who’s figuring life out in real time, questioning the script, or just enjoys thoughtful chaos, we’ll probably get along just fine. That’s me. For now.

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Hi. I never know how to start introductions because the moment I try to summarize myself, my brain starts arguing with itself. So let’s call this a live demo instead. I’m someone who thinks a lot. About life, about people, about the weird patterns we all pretend not to notice. I can be ambitious and soft in the same hour. Disciplined one day, wildly curious the next. I love learning things just for the thrill of knowing them, and I hate stagnation with a passion that borders on personal offense. I’m currently in a phase of becoming. Studying hard, dreaming big, questioning everything, rebuilding myself piece by piece. I romanticize effort. I believe growth should be uncomfortable sometimes. I’m obsessed with ideas, words, late-night thoughts, and conversations that accidentally turn deep. I can be chaotic but intentional. Emotional but logical. I value honesty over politeness and curiosity over comfort. I love people who think too much, feel deeply, and aren’t afraid to say “I don’t know” out loud. I’m not here to collect small talk. I’m here for stories, perspectives, contradictions, and the kind of conversations that make you pause and stare at the wall for a bit afterward. If you’re someone who’s figuring life out in real time, questioning the script, or just enjoys thoughtful chaos, we’ll probably get along just fine. That’s me. For now.

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Hi there! I'm interested in making many friends from all over the world. I value sending each other emails about literally anything, but please not the inappropriate topics. I'll be happy to speak to people in my age range. Please be sincere in your emails. Okay bye!

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Hey there all, i'm a Ugandan African Handsome Pastor Steward, 38y/o, looking for smart lady who can be my future wife. This is my contact info:stewardemmanuel090@ gmail. com

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Hello, my name is Henry. I'm transgender female to male so if you have a problem with it, you can immediately ignore my ad, I am currently 16 years old and would like to be an English teacher or Translator in the future. I am also autistic so if you could be patient with me, I'll appreciate that. Hope you'll have a good day.

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I am looking for an honest friends and someone i can communicate with . I am sweet, honest, loving, romantic, soft hearted, open-minded, I don't like drama, i like to think i am a good person and i am generally content with myself. I have done a lot of good things in my life so far and plan on continuing to do so. I also like to help people in need anyway i can

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Locypapa6@ gmail. com How are you doing this moment, my name is locy single no kids and very ready to mingle. Dm if you wanna know more.